2 definitions by Dixnballs

Procatstinating

When you pet your cat a LOT to avoid doing other, more adult-like things....

Bae was procatstinating submitting his marketing proposal by petting the shit out of Enzo.

by Dixnballs June 26, 2018

night smoothie

Unrelenting, obnoxious noise (often from a loud household appliance) between the hours of 10pm and 7am due to a roommates obliviousness and general selfishness - typically relating to their lack of a frontal lobe.

Fucking Sue is making a night smoothie again. *three minutes later* This night smoothie sure is getting in the way of my studying.

by Dixnballs March 16, 2017