1 definition by Divot
A minor medical condition linked to Influenza, where the whole body becomes unable to walk, lift arms or make a cup of tea/lemsip. Sufferers will mostly lie on a sofa sniffing, whilst watching daytime talkshows.
His body became all floopy and unable to care for himself he went back home to be nursed by his mum.
by Divot October 11, 2005