3 definitions by Ditch

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A cracker is not a slave owner or overseer cracking a whip. "Cracker" predates the plantation era; and it refers to someone who would have been too poor to own slaves. It is a farmers who raised only cracked products, such as wheat and corn. "Cracker" was a derogatory term applied to these poor farmers from before the American Revolution.
Sometimes the owners of the general stores wouldn't accept anything but cotton, which forced a lot of crackers to change their crops.
by Ditch November 18, 2005

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A greedy media executive who orders the printing of elaborate bullsh*t meant to confuse rather than inform the public. Truffle are "Mushrooms" (as with psychedelic properties which cause hallucinations and confusion) and Pigs, animals known for their sloppy, greedy dispositions.
The country is being over-run by Truffle Pigs. That b*tch is an annoying Truffle Pig.
by ditch April 08, 2017

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A big-city urban democrat, usually a female, who compares you to a list of popular images and then judges you without any empathy, based on her findings. A mirror bitch will attempt to encapsulated your entire soul with a single word or phrase using wit that relies heavily on double-entendre and her knowledge of a pop-culture. A mirror bitche's end goal is to humiliate you in front of a large group of people at a party by showing you and them your true reflection, which she controls.
Some Mirror bitch just called me Tommy Booze-Cruise
by ditch June 06, 2017

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