2 definitions by DistractedBandPhan

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure

-using excrements for sexual pleasure

It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.
phan 1: what's The Kitten Fic?
phan 2: *gags*
by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019
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Dan and Phil, or dnp are two youtubers.

They are "not dating".
Their shipname is phan and the fandom is called The Phandom.
Both came out as gay or queer in June.
They have shared an apartment for the last ten years or so.

If you think of Dan, you think of Phil and vice versa.
Dan is known as Daniel Howell on youtube (previously Danisnotonfire,but don't call him

that or he'll delete your kneecaps).
Phil (full name is Phil Lester) is known as AmazingPhil.
In addition, they share a gaming channel called DanAndPhilGames. (It's great!)
Go watch them, you won't regret it.
Person 1: Did you hear about Dan coming out?
Person 2: You mean Dan as in Dan and Phil, right? Or am I missing out?
by DistractedBandPhan August 5, 2019
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