Definitions by Dispatch Kick Ass

Ramjaw 

A word used first by the media on the Comedy Central cartoon South Park.

Defined as the sexual position in which a woman wraps her legs behind her head and her partner licks her asshole.

I was going to fuck this contortionist last night, but she wanted a ramjaw.

Ramjaw by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

Sensitive 

A quality girls say they need from a guy, hoping he, like millions of others, will cave in and start crying like a bitch and doing other sappy "sensitive things", like holding her hand and writing things for her.

See also: poetry

Josh became a sensitive guy for Andrea, so Luke and I beat him to shit.

Sensitive by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

loan shark 

Term for a person, usually a member of organized crime, offering loans without background checks, collateral, etc. etc., but charges insane interest ($100s, even $1000s per day in some cases), and has henchmen who will hurt or even kill those who do not repay the loan within a certain time (usually a week or so).

John got beat to shit by Loan Shark Tino Capellini's henchmen for not paying on time. If John doesn't pay Tino back by next week, they will kill him.

loan shark by Dispatch Kick Ass July 15, 2004