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Definitions by Dispatch Kick Ass

A word used first by the media on the Comedy Central cartoon South Park.

Defined as the sexual position in which a woman wraps her legs behind her head and her partner licks her asshole.
I was going to fuck this contortionist last night, but she wanted a ramjaw.
Ramjaw by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

close to home 

1.) Figurative: A metaphorical phrase for that which affects a person directly, or is of personal concern to him or her.

2.) Literal: Within close proximity to a person's home or dwelling.
Drunk Driving is a subject that hits close to home with members of MADD.

The bombs hit close to home last night; they were only a few miles away.

loan shark 

Term for a person, usually a member of organized crime, offering loans without background checks, collateral, etc. etc., but charges insane interest ($100s, even $1000s per day in some cases), and has henchmen who will hurt or even kill those who do not repay the loan within a certain time (usually a week or so).
John got beat to shit by Loan Shark Tino Capellini's henchmen for not paying on time. If John doesn't pay Tino back by next week, they will kill him.