2 definitions by DirtySanCHAS69
Recieving arrousal from the thought of a wise elderly man (sage) dressed up like Santa Claus (festive) who specializes in defecating in other people’s anus’.
Chas: I Festive Saged the absolute FUCK out of Ty last night!!!
Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????
Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!
Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!
Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????
Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!
Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!
by DirtySanCHAS69 October 2, 2018
When she won’t let you cum on her face so while you’re blowing her asshole out from behind, you pull out and pretend to cum on her back. But you don’t cum...you just make her THINK you came by shooting some chocolate syrup on her back. When she turns around and faces you (thinking you’re done) you procede unleash the full fury of your load all over her fucking face then procede yeet the fucking slut through a window. As she twists around to look at you her back arches into the shape of a bread loaf, hense the Bread Twist.
Chas- Bro I did the Portuguese Bread Twist to some dumb bitch last night. The damn hoe wouldn’t let me cum on her face, so I fucking did anyway. And then I yeeted that filthy slut straight out the fucking window into traffic.
by DirtySanCHAS69 December 14, 2018