your hottest co-worker appears to be much more attractive
than she actually is - but only in an office setting. Sitting
at her cubicle under the aritificial lighting she appears to be a 9, but out at a bar she bears a closer resemblance to grimace
. Because you are a pod you eventually shag
her, leading to uncomfortable staff meetings
and mutual regret.
"Went to happy hour with co-workers
and defiled the front desk
girl; it was a total prison syndrome
"At the last
marketing conference I got blasted
and harpooned my assistant. Damn prison syndrome
- now I have to fire her before my wife finds out that I speared a carp."