1 definition by Dirkachbar

A Canadian shower is when, after having made a bowel movement, a shower is required because you're too dumb of a Canadian to wipe properly.

The added time required to take a Canadian shower usually results in missing an invitation to a fun or exciting event.
Man, sorry I missed your call, I was taking a Canadian shower... You know how that goes.
by Dirkachbar February 4, 2011
Get the Canadian Shower mug.