Direwolf 's definitions

porn

Assuming everyone knows what porn is (unless you're mentally retarded)... 98% of the time someone's hard drive gives out on them, it's because of this.

"Dude my computer started giving me all these error messages and stuff... can you help me?"

"Yea, first of all, get a new hard drive/entire computer cause yours probably sucks... when you're done with that, stop looking at so much porn! Idiot! At least be smart about it: get anti-virus, anti-spyware, and a firewall...THEN you can BEGIN to look at SOME...

by DireWolf September 4, 2006

Mississippi pudding pie

When one during intercorse pulls out right before cumming, then proceeds to ejaculate into a pudding cup, takes said pudding smears in on the vagina and proceeds to eat her out.

Yesterday me and Susan did Mississippi pudding pie during a orgy!

by Direwolf December 15, 2022

Rolfing

To post anti ATF/Fed bois memes on Facebook, not to be confused with Bubbaing which is to post pictures of terribly modded "Bubbaed" firearms

Dude Rolfing is my favorite Facebook activity of all time!

by Direwolf April 6, 2024

Toilet Plunger

The use of a toilet plunger handle as a makeshift dildo

I did the "Toilet Plunger" with Susan last night... she said that made my whole week!

by Direwolf December 16, 2022

THE PUMPING JACK

When a dominant straps a dildo to his head, and penatrates either the cunt or Anus while Pornogrind is playing loudly in the background

"THE PUMP JACK"
Dude Todd! Me and that Goth chick Raven did "THE PUMPING JACK" for the first time last night, It made her whole week dude

by Direwolf January 26, 2023

Tuscaloosa Creampie

When you and your step sister vigorously fuck and you cum in her ass then yell, "Tuscaloosa Creampie!)

Me and Diane did a Tuscaloosa creampie yesterday.... it was very euphoric!

by Direwolf December 15, 2022

Chaos-Diver

A Helldiver who would rather be a to total dick to the team during the mission, usually because he's just a dick

Face the wall Chaos-Diver!

by Direwolf July 26, 2025