Direwolf 's definitions

Zombied

When an ex messages you out of nowhere asking for money, a hookup or a place to crash.

I got Zombied last night by my ex Karen. She wanted a booty call

by Direwolf May 7, 2023

Mississippi pudding pie

When one during intercorse pulls out right before cumming, then proceeds to ejaculate into a pudding cup, takes said pudding smears in on the vagina and proceeds to eat her out.

Yesterday me and Susan did Mississippi pudding pie during a orgy!

by Direwolf December 15, 2022

Rolfing

To post anti ATF/Fed bois memes on Facebook, not to be confused with Bubbaing which is to post pictures of terribly modded "Bubbaed" firearms

Dude Rolfing is my favorite Facebook activity of all time!

by Direwolf April 6, 2024

Pirate

Older name for a Pastafarian. Commonly confused with Anti-ninjas, which is wrong, because ninja are Pastafarian too. There are even ninja-pirates. Not to be confused with pirate-ninja though, they are something entirely different.

Real Pirate: "Arrr, Hail the pasta!"

by direwolf December 3, 2014

dipped

1.To leave physically in any situation (most likely really fast to get away)
2.To run/get away from something

1 & 2. After seeing one run away really fast: "Man, he/she DIPPED!"

Can also be used as: "He/she 'dipped out!'"

by DireWolf September 4, 2006

doggy paddle

To paddle like a dog.

"I didn't know how to swim properly, so I just doggy paddled around in the pool"

by DireWolf September 4, 2006

Toilet Plunger

The use of a toilet plunger handle as a makeshift dildo

I did the "Toilet Plunger" with Susan last night... she said that made my whole week!

by Direwolf December 16, 2022