3 definitions by DinosaurusDorian

Fwomp

A fwomp is a situation in which one is dropping a deuce, but somehow manages to miss the water entirely, as the clump (The shit) hits the side of the toilet bowl.

Much to John's dismay, he took a fwomp.

by DinosaurusDorian February 10, 2014

Crunch n' Munch

The act of eating whilst dropping a deuce.

John had a fantastic crunch n' munch.

by DinosaurusDorian February 16, 2014

Scrot Jockey

A derogatory term for a male who frequently handles other men's scrotums.

Sebastian is cool. Taylor, however, is a scrot jockey.

by DinosaurusDorian February 16, 2014