2 definitions by DinoArms

Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.

Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"

by DinoArms February 17, 2022

Anus Curly-Wurly

The act of when you attach a dildo to a drill and stick it a woman's anus at full blast.

Radom bitch off the street: "Holy Shit, I got a nice Anus Curly-Wurly last night!"

by DinoArms October 7, 2020