A hillbilly white boy cracker who has gotten into the European Viking Metal craze that goes around trying to act like a viking instead of having a real life. Often, these phonies even try to hide their hillbilly roots by faking a scandinavian ancestry. Much like white boy crackers that become wiggers due to another pervasive musical influence. Often grows facial hair and stops bathing to try to fit the part.
After listenin' to that 'Mon 'Marth CD that was so fuckin' bad-aiss, I decided to become a cracking.