2 definitions by Dinjoralo
A Portmanteau of the words Two and Pain, usually meaning a body part was painfully snapped or split into more than one piece.
by Dinjoralo May 24, 2011
The art of boosting the price of a service because of how incompetent and thoughtless the customer was.
...Little shit asked me to go do a job at 8 PM! I told him no, and he said "How about tomorrow, after lunch?". I accepted, though I still put a fifty dollar Asshole Tax on it.
by Dinjoralo April 11, 2011