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When you are boning a chick real deep and it gets so far into her snatch that it pops a cervical cyst and oozes everywhere
Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance
by Dingothegreat April 23, 2023
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When a crazy half german celebrates the birthday of Adolf Hitler by getting annoyed when others criticise German heritage and react by jizzing in a German beer and skolling it
Dude my German friend didn’t like it when Adolf’s birthday wasn’t celebrated so he gave himself a German explosion
by Dingothegreat April 20, 2023
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