A strange species of inbred human shit from the lost world, Pakistan. They are easily recognizable for their lack of intelligence, infected lip piercings, and a very strange looking mohawk. If you come in contact with a Phil be sure not to look at it directly for its ugliness may cause permanent eye damage. They are loners and very dangerous in social events.
Guy 1: Hey, who's that guy?
Guy 2: Oh, that's Phil. Don't make eye contact!
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: Last person who did went blind.