Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Raul Mondesi

Andruw Jones Lite. Good for 25-30 home runs per year and 20+ stolen bases. Also 'good' for a .250 batting average, 100+ strikeouts, and a spot in the league's top five malcontents.

Raul Mondesi, like Reggie Sanders, plays with a team for a year, hits his 27 homers, and then moves on.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Rout

1) To defeat soundly.

2) A sound defeat.

1) Unfortunately, we were nonetheless routed in the championship game by Wortsford.

2) The game wasn't anywhere near close; we won by so much that even calling it a rout would be generous.

by Diggity Monkeez May 13, 2005

Suburban Legend

A lame story about suburban life.

Henry: ...and then some white kid drove up in his SUV, blasting rap as loudly as possible over his very expensive stereo system.

Matthew: That's a suburban legend for ya.

by Diggity Monkeez March 2, 2005

Ensure

To make sure. Not to be confused with insure.

He ensured that I wouldn't get any leftovers by getting home before me and eating all of them.

by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005

Veterans Stadium

A pile of rubble. That was before it was demolished, mind you.

Javy Lopez hit his record-breaking 41st home run as a catcher (in 2003) at Veterans Satdium. It is truly a shame that he couldn't have done it in more pleasant surroundings.

by Diggity Monkeez February 19, 2005

Durango Doug

The meanest, toughest cowboy in the Wild West. However, when it is revealed that he doesn't know how to ride a horse, he chickens out, and his logo becomes that of a chicken.

Durango Doug was an imaginary character created by Doug Funnie of Bluffington.

by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005

Piece of Cake

An easy task that usually ends up being more fun than difficult.

Mom: Mop the floor, please, son.

Son: Mop the floor, eh? Piece of cake!

Mom: What?

Son: I said that mopping the floor will be a piece of cake.

Mom: Oh, OK. I didn't hear you the first time.

Son: Understood.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005