Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Breach

To violate given terms.

He breached his contract with the team by participating in a rigorous offseason volleyball season.

by Diggity Monkeez February 23, 2005

Outside Chance

A small probability, but a conceiveable one. Not used when speaking of something far-fetched.

Konerko has an outside chance of hitting 40 again.

by Diggity Monkeez April 4, 2005

Mo Allowance

1) What the Beets need (badly).

2) Hypothetical nickname for someone named Maurice Allowance.

1) I need mo' allowance (yo-del-ay-ee-oo)!

2)
Principal Dean Douglas: I need Mo Allowance in my office, Stat!

Mr. Jonathan Stat: Can you please call me by my first name?

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Brunch

A new meal added between breakfast and lunch. All in all, a very difficult concept to understand.

If I microwave some leftover pizza, but do so at eleven in the morning, would it be classified as breakfast or brunch?

by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

Old

1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving.

2) Outdated.

3) No longer funny.

1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left.

2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.

3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.

by Diggity Monkeez March 5, 2005

Restroom

The proper word for 'bathroom'. Used by public places that provide them. For example, the restrooms in my house are called bathrooms, but the bathrooms in a restaurant are called restrooms.

Where are the restrooms in this place?

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

The Big Easy

New Orleans, Louisiana.

If New Orleans is the Big Easy, what is Baton Rouge?

by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005