Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Raul Mondesi

Andruw Jones Lite. Good for 25-30 home runs per year and 20+ stolen bases. Also 'good' for a .250 batting average, 100+ strikeouts, and a spot in the league's top five malcontents.

Raul Mondesi, like Reggie Sanders, plays with a team for a year, hits his 27 homers, and then moves on.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

North

Towards the top of the Earth, the North Pole.

Frederick lives two miles north of me.

by Diggity Monkeez February 1, 2005

Get Out

Expression of disbelief, usually over something too good to be true. A phrase containing 'get out' usually ends with an exclamation point.

Bruno: And so all of the digits matched! That's 2.5 million right there, dude!

Ed: Get out! That's awesome!

by Diggity Monkeez May 31, 2005

...

Signals the voice trailing off.

I'll see you tomorrow...

by Diggity Monkeez February 1, 2005

Ensure

To make sure. Not to be confused with insure.

He ensured that I wouldn't get any leftovers by getting home before me and eating all of them.

by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005

Suburban Legend

A lame story about suburban life.

Henry: ...and then some white kid drove up in his SUV, blasting rap as loudly as possible over his very expensive stereo system.

Matthew: That's a suburban legend for ya.

by Diggity Monkeez March 2, 2005

Outside Reading

Reading done outside of school, usually by choice. After being mandatory in elementary school, pleasure reading was (therefore, perhaps?) regarded as uncool in middle school but trendy in high school.

Pleasure reading makes other people look like intellectuals, but doing my pleasure reading on some type of online dictionary did nothing for me.

by Diggity Monkeez April 3, 2005