Among the right group of somebodies, "zooged" is by far the best replacement for the words "served" or "owned" when someone else loses an argument/gets in a fight they can't win/has their comeback come right back at them/gets run over.
It's very simple. Take a sentence like "you got served!" and just jam "zooged" right in there. As in:
A: "You're right. I did leave my keys in her flat. With the death threat and the thing about never seeing her again. F**k it."