3 definitions by DieSatan4

LJ se BP

Exclamation. A contraction of the extremely offensive Afrikaans phrase "Liewe Jesus se Bloed Poes" (translates to Dear Jesus's Bloody Cunt). Only ever use this phrase in an argument to completely eviscerate your opponent when you are close to defeat.

Hein: "Fuck you"
Rein: "Nah, Fuck you"
Hein: "Fuck your mother"
Rein: "LJ se BP"

big lightning bolt takes both of them out.

by DieSatan4 March 9, 2021

Gondt!

Exclamation. An Afrikaans portmanteau of "God" and "Kont" (Cunt). For when you can't decide which one to use. Pronounced with a guttural "G", and a silent "d".

Person 1: "I just spilled your whole bowl of herb"
Person 2: "Gondt! you useless piece of shit"

by DieSatan4 March 9, 2021

Poesneus

Derogatory Afrikaans word (translates to "cunt nose"). Usually used when referring to someone really fucking stupid. Similar to words like "fuckface" or "dipshit".

That poesneus somehow lost his own left testicle! What a dumbass.

by DieSatan4 March 9, 2021