splatter caps

very large areolas, often with an irregular circumference resembling a paint splatter.

Did you see that girls tits? She's got some splatter caps!

by Diddles Crew June 04, 2007

muppet mouth

When a woman's outer labia come together to cover her inner labia, and resembles the mouth of a muppet.

That girl's pussy looks like a muppet mouth!

by Diddles Crew March 26, 2007