2 definitions by DickFartMcGee's son

Portmanteau of Qanon and coomer. A perverted old man disconnected from the out side world who both retweets 50 porn accounts a day and argues with people over the most inconsequential things from the same account. Known to hold borderline to full fascistic political views. Final stage of the Incel evolution line.
Guy 1: It's sad. John has gone full Qoomer.
Guy 2: Didn't he say he was an Alpha Male?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: Huh, weird.
by DickFartMcGee's son September 16, 2022
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An activity generally partaken of by incels, shut ins and pervy old hermits within the conspiracy theorist circle. They will spend hours looking at pictures of celebrities trying to find the most insignificant details in an attempt to prove that they are secretly a trans person. They subscribe to the theory that Hollywood is trying to brainwash the populace with secret Trans people and that everybody they don't like are secretly trans(?). Participation in this activity usually indicates dumbassedness
John thinks that Arnold Schwarzenegger is a secret trans man. He's up on some of that transvestigation bullshit again.
by DickFartMcGee's son September 8, 2022
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