43 definitions by Dick Splash

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Strange tasting and textured breast protudence that has incredible elasticity that when placed between teeth and pulled until it is about to pop off will result in your woman asking for more.
Bite it harder.
by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

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More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.
Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.
by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

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Contradiction and the funniest thing you will ever see.
"Did you see where the business agent got fired by his own union - I wonder who will file his grievance?"
by Dick Splash August 16, 2003

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1. A type of fish.
2. Slang for cunt.
3. A fine Hugh Cornwell song.
1. Let's get some snapper.
2. Let's get some snapper.
3. Track #2 on Guilty.
by Dick Splash November 09, 2003

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Idiot.
Fool.
Al Sharpton is a divvy.
by Dick Splash September 20, 2003

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To slam the jam, in polite, conservative company.
"I say, would you like to fornicate?"
by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

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In this case it is a moron who decides what is appropriate to list or not. From a web site littered with the words 'fuck' and 'cunt', that's funny.
The censor is a fucking cunt.
by Dick Splash December 29, 2003

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