Dick Splash's definitions

golf

More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.

Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

yellowcake

Radioactive stuff, for use in making nukes, which should actually be aimed at the middle east and North Korea. Save the boys, nuke 'em.

Hey, that Yellowcake track by the MeNiNBLacK is cool, man

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

tank

Best track on the Black and White album.

"Yes, I can...."

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

Snapper

1. A type of fish.
2. Slang for cunt.
3. A fine Hugh Cornwell song.

1. Let's get some snapper.
2. Let's get some snapper.
3. Track #2 on Guilty.

by Dick Splash November 9, 2003

Tosser

A polite way of calling somone a cunt, best used in mixed company or in front of your mother to avoid a clip around the ear hole.

Said Bob to Fred "You're a tosser".
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

stranglers

Mk 1: The finest band then and now. Ten albums of evolving, energetic, pulsating, melodic, funny and sometimes odd music. Great then, even better now when you listen to it again, as if for the first time. Cutting edge British classics, probably the most under rated of their time.

Those Stranglers kick ass!

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

backseat

Your ass.
A place where homos live for.

Bob the homo is a backseat bandit.

by Dick Splash January 2, 2004