Dick Splash's definitions

golf

More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.

Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

yellowcake

Radioactive stuff, for use in making nukes, which should actually be aimed at the middle east and North Korea. Save the boys, nuke 'em.

Hey, that Yellowcake track by the MeNiNBLacK is cool, man

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

Scrump

To take without permission. A fine afternoon activity when as a lad one goes looking for apples, conkers, pears ( either fruit or those located on chests) etc..

Hey, let's go scrumping!

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

divvy

Idiot.
Fool.

Al Sharpton is a divvy.

by Dick Splash September 20, 2003

Snapper

1. A type of fish.
2. Slang for cunt.
3. A fine Hugh Cornwell song.

1. Let's get some snapper.
2. Let's get some snapper.
3. Track #2 on Guilty.

by Dick Splash November 9, 2003

jap's eye

Right there on the top of your dick. Out of it comes come and piss.

Aimed his jap's eye right at her throat and gave her a pearl necklace.

by Dick Splash November 8, 2003

yank

To cause pleasure and ejaculation.

Yank this, bitch.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003