3 definitions by Dick Rivard
A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.
I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.
by Dick Rivard February 2, 2019
A man decides to indulge in multiple blueberry beers at his local watering hole. After many rounds, he feels an urge to take a piss and heads to the closest urinal. As he's draining his man snake, a sudden sneeze derails everything and his bowels are vacated into his pants. After 10 minutes of clean up time, his friends were about to send out a search party. He arrives back at the bar, freeballing, and ready to drink more. The Ole Tremonte Tootsie-roll.
by Dick Rivard November 24, 2019
Its that special time of the month for Susie when Aunt Flow is visiting. On day four of her bloody leeking, she know that things are getting slick. She rushes to the bathroom and urgently gets into a stall. As she's trying to pee, a sneeze begins to brew and then creeps up violently. The sneeze leaves her body and her tampon shoots out of her vagina the extreme prejudice. With the force of America's nuclear arsenal targeting North Korea, that red rocket tampon splattered around the toilet bowl like a murder scene. Flush.
by Dick Rivard February 9, 2020