2 definitions by Dick Bandit Detective

Dick Bandit

One who spends his nights stealing the dicks of other individuals and then stores them in mason jars in his room.

Zac is such a dick bandit that he has 48 jars of stolen cocks in his room!
(Also see cock hound)

by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009

The Dick Bandits sidekick. This is usually some sort of retriever and aides the Dick Bandit by sniffing out potential cocks to steal.

I went to pet your dog and he totally stole my dick, he is such a Cock Hound!

by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009