2 definitions by Dick hardwood

A man with a dick that is hard like wood so they're name is dick hardwood and very big dick and dick hardwood is hot
by Dick hardwood February 14, 2022
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The act of shoving fruit up one's asshole.
While kinkholing, Bruce shoved an apple up his asshole, as Rachel shoved a banana up her asshole.
by Dick hardwood November 22, 2009
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