5 definitions by Dick D. Dick

dollarrhea

When you're so fuckin' wealthy that you start to shit money.

There's no known cure for it because it seems no one wants to give up their fortune voluntarily.

Person 1: Do you know 2/3 of colonists died of dollarrhea when they were sailing back to the European continent.
Person 2: What? There's no such thing as dollarrhea, you stupid.

by Dick D. Dick November 21, 2020

ontophobia

The fear of being/existing

From Ancient Greek stem ὄντ- (ónt-, "being, existing") + noun φόβος (phóbos, “fear”), cf. ontology

Paul suffered from ontophobia for years then died.

by Dick D. Dick December 18, 2020

ontophobia

The fear of being/existing

From Ancient Greek stem ὄντ- (ónt-, "being, existing") + noun φόβος (phóbos, “fear”), cf. ontology

Paul suffered from ontophobia for years then died.

by Dick D. Dick December 18, 2020

Soy milk

When you are milk and you want to introduce yourself in Spanish, you use it.

¡Hola! Soy milk. ¿Qué tal?

by Dick D. Dick November 18, 2020

dirty money

The money taken out of your ass

Last year, Jimmy Williams was caught with dirty money. Dirty, because it was up his butt.

by Dick D. Dick November 20, 2020