2 definitions by Dick B. Long
Allowing a friend to pass out drunk, then shaving his eyebrows and super gluing the hair to his cock.
Lenny: "You look like hell. What happened last night?"
Bill: "I passed out, so the guys gave me a hairy woodpecker."
Bill: "I passed out, so the guys gave me a hairy woodpecker."
by Dick B. Long June 11, 2010
The act of applying hot sauce to the outside condom during sexual intercourse, then sticking it in your girlfriend's anus. *Note: For safety reasons, always use a condom when performing the Ring of Fire to prevent serious bodily injury.*
Joe: I can't believe I caught Tiffany cheating on me with Ben Roethlisberger again.
Bill: Did you finally break up with her?
Joe: No, I'm waiting to give her the Ring of Fire tonight.
Bill: Did you finally break up with her?
Joe: No, I'm waiting to give her the Ring of Fire tonight.
by Dick B. Long June 11, 2010