1 definition by DianaTremaine

Reiki-buttered

Method of buttering a bagel/piece of toast etc. that is so dry it seems as though it was gently hovered over the vicinity of the butter with minimal - if any- physical contact to it not unlike the practice of Reiki .

This bagel is so fucking dry, it must have been Reiki-buttered.

by DianaTremaine February 22, 2019