1 definition by Dhaisor
An awesome guy you love to be around. His name is descendent from the god Thor, so you know he's badass! But a Theis is mainly known for his extremly large penis and his ability to make every woman orgasm. Girls love him and guys wanna be him.
Person 1: "Dude, if you could choose to be anyone, who would you wanna be?"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"
by Dhaisor February 10, 2016