2 definitions by Dewwit!
Robin Williams gave himself the Ol' Bennington!
I heard David Carradine from Kill Bill gave himself the Ol' Bennington before it was popular ... while masturbating.
Anthony Bourdain must have had some shitty entrees because afterwards he decided to order up the Ol' Bennington.
I heard Kate Spade was tired of leaving her customers hanging. Her new release is called the Ol' Bennington collection.
I heard David Carradine from Kill Bill gave himself the Ol' Bennington before it was popular ... while masturbating.
Anthony Bourdain must have had some shitty entrees because afterwards he decided to order up the Ol' Bennington.
I heard Kate Spade was tired of leaving her customers hanging. Her new release is called the Ol' Bennington collection.
by Dewwit! July 8, 2019
To kill yourself, typically by hanging. Made famous after Chester Bennington did it. Also known as the 'Ol Bennington.
Did you hear about so-and-so? I heard he Chester'd himself.
Robin Williams did the Ol' Bennington. That's right, Patch Adams Chester'd himself.
If the dishonor for one is too much to bear, thou shalt Chester Oneself.
Related Lyrics:
1. I've become so HUNG and now I am DEAD
2. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, I filled my pants with splatters
3. Crawling up my neck, this noose it will not yield
4. I'm breaaaaaking my laryyyyynx tonight. I'm hanging from the waaallllllll, because I'm full of faullltttssss
Robin Williams did the Ol' Bennington. That's right, Patch Adams Chester'd himself.
If the dishonor for one is too much to bear, thou shalt Chester Oneself.
Related Lyrics:
1. I've become so HUNG and now I am DEAD
2. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, I filled my pants with splatters
3. Crawling up my neck, this noose it will not yield
4. I'm breaaaaaking my laryyyyynx tonight. I'm hanging from the waaallllllll, because I'm full of faullltttssss
by Dewwit! July 8, 2019