Devveyovich's definitions

croomed

Old definition: To be fired for losing to Sylvester Croom's lousy Mississippi State Bulldogs that went only 9-25 from 2004-06.

New definition: To get your ass kicked by Sylvester Croom's newer, more talented Bulldogs that are no longer the biggest joke in the SEC.

Old definition: Ron Zook and Mike Shula got Croomed from Florida and Alabama, respectively.

New definition: Mississippi State Croomed the state of Alabama this year, as the Bulldogs beat Alabama, Auburn, and UAB. There isn't a better example of pwnage of a single state in college football than that.

by Devveyovich December 9, 2007

krumble

In football, an abbreviation for a lost fumble on a kickoff return, or kick return fumble. This is the deadliest of all turnovers in football because the team that loses the fumble is giving the ball back right after allowing a score. The recovering team usually gets great field position, while the team that gave up the football has to put its tired defense back on the field.

Following the Westbrook touchdown, the Giants committed a krumble, giving the Eagles the ball in New York territory with a great opportunity to score again.

by Devveyovich December 28, 2009

sneaky hot

Hot, but not totally smoking hot. Girls who are sneaky hot are not usually in the conversation of being among the hottest of their group, but when mentioned or seen you remember that they are rather attractive. They are generally better looking in person than on TV or in pictures.

Bill Simmons, aka "The Sports Guy," has created the "Sneaky Hot Hall of Fame" for actresses who look better in person than on TV. Its members include Lauren Graham, Laura Linney, Anne Hathaway, Diane Sawyer, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, and Lori Loughlin.

by Devveyovich June 23, 2008

Weapon X

Weapon X is the nickname for arguably the best safety in the NFL today, Philadelphia Eagle Brian Dawkins. Dawkins is a six time Pro Bowler who has roamed the middle of the field for the Eagles for 11 years and still is as good as ever. Weapon X can do it all: hard hits, interceptions, sacks, pass defense, and even the occasional touchdown. Simply put, the dude is NASTY! Guys like Santana Moss, Terrell Owens, and Plaxico Burress have to change their pants before facing the Eagles because they shit themselves just looking at Dawkins. Weapon X is a surefire Hall of Famer within the next ten years.

Brian Dawkins, aka Weapon X, is one of the best safeties to ever play the game. To see an awesome highlight video of his greatness, go to YouTube and search for "Weapon X."

by Devveyovich September 19, 2007

skeet rag

Rag that you use to catch your skeet at the end of masturbating. Can be an old towel, t-shirt, or something disposable like paper towels. Skeet rags need to be thrown out after a certain amount of uses, otherwise they get too hard and become really gross.

My brother's skeet rag has been used so many times, it's as stiff as a piece of wood. He needs to throw that damn thing out.

by Devveyovich August 9, 2009

BBC subscriber

A covert term for a white girl who loves the BBC, or big black cock. It's a good way to say that a girl likes dark meat without openly saying that, as well as a play on the term for someone who subscribes to the traditional British Broadcasting Corporation.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear that girl got pregnant by a black guy?

Guy 2: Not surprising, she's a known BBC subscriber.

by Devveyovich May 19, 2013

tittoo

A tattoo on a girl's breast. Tit + tattoo = tittoo.

That hot chick has a tittoo of a smiley face.

by Devveyovich June 9, 2004