Devveyovich's definitions

beefers

Alternate term for breasts. Usually used if a woman has larger than normal breasts.

Matt's kryptonite is girls with massive chest beefers. He simply can't resist them.

by Devveyovich February 28, 2016

BBC subscriber

A covert term for a white girl who loves the BBC, or big black cock. It's a good way to say that a girl likes dark meat without openly saying that, as well as a play on the term for someone who subscribes to the traditional British Broadcasting Corporation.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear that girl got pregnant by a black guy?

Guy 2: Not surprising, she's a known BBC subscriber.

by Devveyovich May 19, 2013

anticipatory boner

Popping wood when thinking about an impending occasion where you're guaranteed to get ass. It can range anywhere from a semi to a full on rager, often depending on how hot the girl is and how close you are to go time.

I got an anticipatory boner when thinking about how I'm going to smash that girl on Saturday night.

by Devveyovich June 3, 2016

tittoo

A tattoo on a girl's breast. Tit + tattoo = tittoo.

That hot chick has a tittoo of a smiley face.

by Devveyovich June 9, 2004

sneaky hot

Hot, but not totally smoking hot. Girls who are sneaky hot are not usually in the conversation of being among the hottest of their group, but when mentioned or seen you remember that they are rather attractive. They are generally better looking in person than on TV or in pictures.

Bill Simmons, aka "The Sports Guy," has created the "Sneaky Hot Hall of Fame" for actresses who look better in person than on TV. Its members include Lauren Graham, Laura Linney, Anne Hathaway, Diane Sawyer, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, and Lori Loughlin.

by Devveyovich June 23, 2008

Mom lines

The lines on a woman's face which indicate that she is a mom. Most likely, these lines are a result of the toll brought on from carrying, bearing, and raising a child or children. You can find these lines on the inside of the cheek, right above the mouth.

Me: Bro, I've gotten really good at identifying moms on dating apps.

Buddy: How do you do that?

Me: Look at the face closely. If you see mom lines, she most likely has kids.

by Devveyovich September 24, 2019

krumble

In football, an abbreviation for a lost fumble on a kickoff return, or kick return fumble. This is the deadliest of all turnovers in football because the team that loses the fumble is giving the ball back right after allowing a score. The recovering team usually gets great field position, while the team that gave up the football has to put its tired defense back on the field.

Following the Westbrook touchdown, the Giants committed a krumble, giving the Eagles the ball in New York territory with a great opportunity to score again.

by Devveyovich December 28, 2009