2 definitions by Deutsch Thespian
teenage girls between the ages of 12 and 17 who are basically cookie-cutter girls who wear the same things of every other girl you see. they always are wearing girly-girl clothes and they constantly giggle, gossip, and talk on their cellphones. they talk like this: "like, OMG, and he, like, said he wants to take me to the dance, and like, omg, and--" they hit another car while they are talking on their cell phone and blame it on the other driver. They usually drive a nice 'tricked out' car that their boyfiend spent all his money on or if they drive a fucked up car, it's got all kinds of trinkets inside of it like things hanging from the mirror and a steering wheel cover. they drive like they are the only drivers on the road adn act like nothing is their fault when everything is their fault and they cry when they get pulled over for speeding while cellphone chatting.
I was driving home from work and the highh school was letting out and i was passing by it and these 4 teeny boppers strut out into the street in front of my car without even looking both ways and i have to slam on the brakes to not hit them. I angrily honk at them and they, chatting on their cell phones, just keep walking in their baby phat and adidas clothes like they don't even see me and they roll their eyes at me, give me the finger, and shout at me like, "omg, shut up, bitch, i'm on my phone, can you, like, not see that?"
if there were no cops around, that teenie beenie bitch would've been afraid to step out into the street again.
if there were no cops around, that teenie beenie bitch would've been afraid to step out into the street again.
by Deutsch Thespian January 18, 2008
The stupid ass moms in america who preach about global warming because of huge vehicles being driven then they leave in their H2 Hummer to go get their spoiled bratty ass 'angels' from school to bring them to their after school shit and get groceries then go to their PTA meetings to chat about how they can 'make the world safer' for their overprotected children. They are obsessed with safety, censorship, and their children will never be able to survive in the real world alone because they won't know what to expect in life. These moms love to make other people miserable by telling them what to do when children are present and they act like children will forever be children and never become adults. They parent so that their kids will grow up to be christian 40 year old virgins listening to Bach and Kidz Bop and watching Barney and Telletubbies. They are the reason everything has censorship, saftey things that can't be turned off because a child MIGHT JUST MIGHT sit in the back of my screaming metal deathtrap.
Everything rated pg-13 and over, cars with t-tops, convertibles, loud engines, go fast are sinful. Music not sung by children or is not about fairy tales is the Devil. They made the government change the law so that kids have to sit in a car seat strapped down like they are in a roller coaster until they are so tall when when i was little, we could stand up in the front seat. Fucking Soccer moms took the fun, risks, and thrills out of childhood and they made our children into pussy wimps.
Everything rated pg-13 and over, cars with t-tops, convertibles, loud engines, go fast are sinful. Music not sung by children or is not about fairy tales is the Devil. They made the government change the law so that kids have to sit in a car seat strapped down like they are in a roller coaster until they are so tall when when i was little, we could stand up in the front seat. Fucking Soccer moms took the fun, risks, and thrills out of childhood and they made our children into pussy wimps.
I drive a red rice-burning t-top firebird, listen to heavy metal, am learning German, drive fast and good, hate fast food, watch porn and violent movies, do not shelter children, and i am street smart: I am the definition of a soccer moms nightmarish encounter.
by Deutsch Thespian January 16, 2008