Definitions by Detroyt

russian slurpee 

1. While a woman has her period, bleeding, a partner "goes down" on her, and sips on her vaginal juices, whatever they may be at the time.

"Three apple teenies later on a hot night in mexico, and you'll do anything. Hell, i even had a russian slurpee... What a mess."

russian slurpee by Detroyt July 6, 2008

Lamberguesa 

1. When a male grabs his genitals in a five on three choke hold.
2. Flashing ones genitals to a passer-by while grasping them firmly yelling "LAMBERGUESA"

"Yo man, you saw my nuts you faggot! I could lamberguesa you all day son! It looks like a division sign doesn't it, or maybe even a hamburger."

Lamberguesa by Detroyt July 6, 2008