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A pathetic football fan, so bludgeoned with losses and futility by the Detroit Lions, that they root for Matthew Stafford to win the Super Bowl, hurting the Lions chance for better draft picks.
Person @ work#1: Can you believe Kevin is wearing a Detroit Rams shirt?
Person @ work #2: I didn't "peg" him for a cuck, but now I think I'll go bang his wife and daughters since he'd probably apologize for walking in and interrupting us, if not just flick the tip of his 3-incher, rather than be mad.
by DetroitHowler February 13, 2022
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A Detroit Lions fan, who buys Detroit Rams jerseys, and roots for Matt Stafford to win the Super Bowl AFTER he leaves the Lions.
Can you believe Karen and Kevin are wearing Detroit Rams shirts to the Super Bowl party?
They are?!?!?....What a couple of Corktown cucks!... Hey, we should gang bang Karen's face on the ottoman during half time? Kevin will just watch us with his Rams hat on.
by DetroitHowler February 13, 2022
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