Detranova's definitions

Puff the Magic Dragon

A new blue man act.

Hey! The blue man group just did Puff the Magic Dragon! That's copyrighted material! Let's start a riot!

by Detranova July 29, 2003

Tessier

For laziness, see Marjorie.

Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah!

by detranova October 27, 2003

Beserker

See Barbarian.

by Detranova August 6, 2003

Lijian

An energy being often associated with demons or gods. It is highly volatile, and capable of generating powerful elctrical currents. It is not known what type of creature it is, but it seems to be another N-th dimensional being. It is able to completely erase, reverse, or manipulate time as it so desires. Thus, it has the power to change anything and destroy the "Andrew" ego-based creatures that seem populate high-schools all over the world.

Only what I say shall be, and for that is what I say.

by detranova December 2, 2003

saw

An acronym for Squad Automatic Weapon, the saw is a 5.56mm light machinegun that has been made to replace the old M60 machinegun. The SAW features a unique "bucket" design, where ammo is ribbon-fed out of the bucket of ammo held underneat the gun. It's 200 round capacity and amazing 800m working range make it a favorite of today's modern armies and special forces, but its accuracy is far lower than most weapons with the same range.

One quick flash is all you'll see, as you'll be dead long before you hear the report.

by Detranova October 30, 2003

Wizard

Wizards are the wisest of the magic users, for the wizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Wizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.

The Wizard brought down the mountain with just a prod at a crack.

by Detranova August 4, 2003

insult

A proven cure for depression.

Think of your own.

by Detranova July 28, 2003