1 definition by Despargo

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When your having a really terrible day and to relieve the stress you vigorously masturbate. But while doing so, you accidentally downstroke so hard you effectively punch yourself in the balls.
Ive had the WORST day! Not only did work suck, but i gave myself snake eyes when i got home!!
by Despargo August 07, 2010

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