3 definitions by Desmet_Senior#1
The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: Welcome to Desmet!
Soon to be Freshman: oh wow, this school must be really cool!
Junior: It will be after the Desmet Jizz on it.
Soon to be freshman: What was that?
Junior: nothing... Ay boys! We gotta freshy!
Group of students: Aw ya!
Soon to be Freshman: oh wow, this school must be really cool!
Junior: It will be after the Desmet Jizz on it.
Soon to be freshman: What was that?
Junior: nothing... Ay boys! We gotta freshy!
Group of students: Aw ya!
by Desmet_Senior#1 September 28, 2017
The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: ay you new here?
Frehsman: ya
Junior: you wanna hang with the cool kids
Freshman: ya, i guess
Junior: k, after school go to the theater for a Desmet Jizz on it.
Freshman: A Desmet Jesuit?
Junior: Ya thats about right
Frehsman: ya
Junior: you wanna hang with the cool kids
Freshman: ya, i guess
Junior: k, after school go to the theater for a Desmet Jizz on it.
Freshman: A Desmet Jesuit?
Junior: Ya thats about right
by Desmet_Senior#1 September 28, 2017
The Slu Slushy is a vigerous annual challenge used by all Slu students. It begins with five guys huddles in a small room. Each boy has his hands lubed to the max so that his hands are slick. The boys sit very close together so that there knees are touching. They start jerking off the person to there right, and then at specific intervels switch to the person on there left. This continues until someone cums. When someone cums they grab a cup and make sure to not miss any of it. When one leaves the circle, the remaining boys scoot in closer. This continues until there is only one left who hasnt climaxed. His punishement for not jizzing is to not climax at all, he is stuck with blue balls. The student must also drink all of the other boys jizz, but only after it has been frozen down into a soft slurpy.
Slu Student #1: Ay boys, my mullets is about to reach 7 inches. You know what that means?
Slu Student #2: No way! Has it really been a year?
Slu Student #1: I dont think so, but my hair doesnt lie, and who wouldnt mind an extra Slu Slushy?
Slu Student #2: No way! Has it really been a year?
Slu Student #1: I dont think so, but my hair doesnt lie, and who wouldnt mind an extra Slu Slushy?
by Desmet_Senior#1 September 28, 2017