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3 definitions by Deroc

 
1.
in-text-tion : in'tekst sh un

noun
1. a thing or feeling intended via text messaging; commonly received with misunderstanding due to the inability to discern emotion, vocal pitch, or sarcastic nature.
She was pissed at Tom when he texted -U R crazy. lol C U l8tr beotch- what the hell does that mean. Tom was joking, and his intextion was good, but she still left him.
by Deroc October 20, 2008
 
2.
1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.

2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.
1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."

2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."
by Deroc October 19, 2008
 
3.
1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.

2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka. contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.
1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."

2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."
by Deroc September 16, 2008