Derick Ross's definitions

gibbonheimer

A sick, twisted, demented whore who does anything for money.

That slut's a fuckin' gibbonheimer. I heard that she once fucked an entire football team.

by Derick Ross March 29, 2003

flurpy

When you dig your toungue into a woman's snatch and you suck the juice out and spit it back in her vagina.

Lara: good gravy, i never knew that a flurpy could pleasure me in such a way.

by Derick Ross March 28, 2003

gayfriend

Insted of a girlfriend(yucky!) or boyfriend(yay!) its a gayfriend. get it????????? kewl!!!!1

Billie Jos mah gayfriend!!1 ~_^

by Derick Ross June 4, 2005

spittoe

When you spit into a girl's mouth, then shove your dick in it.

Spittoes are fuckin' disgusting to woman, but it doesn'e feel wrong to men.

by Derick Ross March 28, 2003

funcle

a very large six-sided vibrator with jagged ends and suction cups.

Funcles are often used at slumber parties.

by Derick Ross March 29, 2003

sloopy

Sloppy, sticky, very wet butt-sex with a woman.

Megan loves sloopy sex.

by Derick Ross March 28, 2003