Definitions by Derick Ross

gayfriend 

Insted of a girlfriend(yucky!) or boyfriend(yay!) its a gayfriend. get it????????? kewl!!!!1

Billie Jos mah gayfriend!!1 ~_^

gayfriend by Derick Ross June 4, 2005

funcle 

a very large six-sided vibrator with jagged ends and suction cups.

Funcles are often used at slumber parties.

funcle by Derick Ross March 29, 2003

gibbonheimer

A sick, twisted, demented whore who does anything for money.

That slut's a fuckin' gibbonheimer. I heard that she once fucked an entire football team.

gibbonheimer by Derick Ross March 29, 2003

sloopy

Sloppy, sticky, very wet butt-sex with a woman.

Megan loves sloopy sex.

sloopy by Derick Ross March 28, 2003

spittoe 

When you spit into a girl's mouth, then shove your dick in it.

Spittoes are fuckin' disgusting to woman, but it doesn'e feel wrong to men.

spittoe by Derick Ross March 28, 2003

flurpy 

When you dig your toungue into a woman's snatch and you suck the juice out and spit it back in her vagina.

Lara: good gravy, i never knew that a flurpy could pleasure me in such a way.

flurpy by Derick Ross March 28, 2003