20 definitions by Derbyshire Linguist

Jacksmith

regional noun
plural noun: jacksmith

1. Loud, raucous laughter with physical effects.
2. To be in a state of hysterical laughter without stopping, where your sides hurt.

"Oh no, Ryan's in a Jacksmith!"

"That comedian had me in a right Jacksmith!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

Claustrophobic

Shortened to: Claustro

When something is fear inspiring to the point that it leaves you feeling uncomfortable and no other word will do.

"Yuck, that robot is claustrophobic!"

"That sound was so claustrophobic!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

Shonsh

A show off, or a person who boasts about their achievements or possessions.

"Wow, you Shonsh!"

"Oh stop Shonshing!"

"They're just a bunch of Shonshes."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

Swilling

The act of laying on your stomach with your rear end in the air, relaxing your muscles, sucking air in through your butt hole and blowing it out again over and over in quick succession.

"Why are you Swilling again, that's gross!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 12, 2022

Put

The sound a bird makes when it has a sneezing fit.

"Oh no, Busta's putting again!"

"Uh oh, did I hear a put?"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 12, 2022

Hoover

Slang term for a penis.

"I accidentally zipped my hoover up!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022

Budding Clud

A way of describing a bird when it's acting so cute that you almost can't handle it.

See also: Pudding Club

"Look at that little budding clud!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 12, 2022