1) A show containing child actress Miranda Cosgrove
and other seventh rate actors whose names nobody knows because they weren't in School of Rock
2) A show in which there is no more than 7 seconds in between laughtracks.
3) A show created by the fat pedophile Dan Schneider
, the man who thinks he knows how to reach the teenage audience (as far as comedy) with such phrases as "Holy Chiz" and "What up with the hat?". Also behind most of the atrocities on the Nickelodeon network that the executives think (wrongly) are worth the time in money.
I gotta go take an iCarly.