Denis Baldwin's definitions

Detroit River

The separating body of water between Detroit and Windsor, the Detroit River is crossable by the Windsor Tunnel or the Ambassador Bridge. Because of The Rouge, the river tends to be very dirty and stinky.

I once waded across the Detroit River.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

Hart Plaza

On the waterfront of the Detroit River in the shadows of the Ren Cen in Detroit, Michigan sits Hart Plaza, the home to DEMF} and the

Hart Plaza is the home of the Stargate and other attractions in Detroit.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

ljsluts

Any girl who has a livejournal. Though the term "slut" might not imply in the traditional sense of being easy or giving up the ass, it's more often than not dead nuts on.

I went to a bar the other day where I heard some chicks screaming, "Hey, you're denisbaldwin."

Man, do I love ljsluts.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

retro-tastic

Combining the words "retro" and "fantastic" to describe something that looks cool and is reminiscent of stylings from decades ago.

That PT Cruiser is retro-tastic!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

West Coast Choppers

Company owned by Jesse James to produce custom choppers. Very famous pop culture brand these days.

Tyson owns a custom bike from West Coast Choppers

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

pole smoker

Someone that performs fellatio at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.

My shit still has third degree burns from the runin with that pole smoker at The Necto.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

cokeheads

A group of cocaine users.

They are usually found huddled around a coffee table with a top made of glass cutting lines or dbsls with razor blades, credits cards or driver's licenses.

I could tell from the sniffling when I walked in the door that this party had already started for the cokeheads.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004