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pt cruiser

A 4-door hatchback vehicle, released by Chrysler, in 2001 as a "platform all its own". Using retro style and economical front wheel drivetrain, the P.T. (Personal Transport) Cruiser is adaptable, fun to drive, good on gas and retro-tastic.
Though not as futuristic as the Vibe or the Matrix, the P.T. Cruiser was the first and the most recognizable of the half-breed car/suvs.
by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003
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vaporware

Anything (usually software, but can be anything) that is promoted and marketed without ever actually being produced.
When I started Vaporware Records, I did so with the idea of never making an album but starting chaos none the less.
by Denis Baldwin June 4, 2004
mugGet the vaporwaremug.

body suit

A person who is more than 80% covered in tattoos is said to have a body suit. The torso, arms and legs are covered. Sometimes, the hands, neck, face and feet are left bare.
At the Motor City Tattoo convention, my buddy Rob won an award for "Best Body Suit".
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
mugGet the body suitmug.

<!3

Hax0r speak for "Ain't Got No Love for the Hoes"

!, in coding, generally means "no" or "not"

<3, as it were, is the leettext word for "love".
Man, <!3. That bitch can step!
by Denis Baldwin January 12, 2004
mugGet the <!3mug.

giving up the ass

To drop your defenses and let yourself get fucked by as many willing dicks as you can find. To give up the ass is considered a noble thing, especially when it's to me.
You know that bitch Laquanda? Man, I found her giving up the ass at the party last week to all the homies. I let that bitch suck my dick off later on. It was tight.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
mugGet the giving up the assmug.

headbanger's ball

A late night show on MTV that once showcased metal and hard rock acts of the time. This gave a big break to many aspiring talents (Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, etc.)
Let's get some pizza and beer and watch Headbanger's Ball
by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004
mugGet the headbanger's ballmug.

barrel of dicks

A larger than average collection of dicks, usually used in an insulting manner
Dude, seriously, fuck off and eat a barrel of dicks.
by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003
mugGet the barrel of dicksmug.

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