Denis Baldwin's definitions

darkcube

Protege' of denisbaldwin and linder, This tubby bastard rocks the decks at low rent discos around Detroit.

Often seen performing the shocker on rave sluts and dealing cocaine out his trenchcoat, darkcube is truly a gangsta's gangsta.

I was out cruisin Gratiot when I saw Darkcube punch a cop right up in the eye.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

Smoking the Pinky

Following the performance of The Shocker.

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)

I layed that ass out and skated it, all while smoking the pinky and plowing the mound.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

rave sluts

Usually females (though occasionally flashy cock-craving males) that attend trashy techno parties in old warehouses and cornfields that will name drop and cock flop anything that might be worthy, or his friend, or his roadie.

Once through with a rave slut, the best scenario is to perform the donkey punch and rub on out.

She said she was rolling. I said, "That's funny, I'm Richie Hawtin's brother "Ralphie Hawtin". and she said, "Wow.. *gurgle*"

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

313

Area code that encompasses most of Detroit. It's infamous around the U.S. as being a bad area that scares most people not from here.

Comin' straight out the 313,
no niggas gonna fuck with me,
you can beg and you can plea,
I'm gonna rock like Detroit City,

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

barrel of dicks

A larger than average collection of dicks, usually used in an insulting manner

Dude, seriously, fuck off and eat a barrel of dicks.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

pole smoker

Someone that performs fellatio at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.

My shit still has third degree burns from the runin with that pole smoker at The Necto.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

nooner

Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".

I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003