Denis Baldwin's definitions

crazy bitches

Any female that has more emotional problems than Latoya Jackson

I dunno what it is with dumb guys but I'd never put up with the antics of those crazy bitches.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

devolvesucks

A creature of Detroit Techno Legend. Word has it that Devolve Sucks.

I was hanging out at the Works when I get hugged by a Metrosexual. Man, devolve sucks.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Guinness

BRILLIANT!

A dark stout beer of Irish origin. It drinks like a meal, thick and consistent.

Another round of Guinness for my brothers!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

headbanger's ball

A late night show on MTV that once showcased metal and hard rock acts of the time. This gave a big break to many aspiring talents (Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, etc.)

Let's get some pizza and beer and watch Headbanger's Ball

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

giving up the ass

To drop your defenses and let yourself get fucked by as many willing dicks as you can find. To give up the ass is considered a noble thing, especially when it's to me.

You know that bitch Laquanda? Man, I found her giving up the ass at the party last week to all the homies. I let that bitch suck my dick off later on. It was tight.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

body suit

A person who is more than 80% covered in tattoos is said to have a body suit. The torso, arms and legs are covered. Sometimes, the hands, neck, face and feet are left bare.

At the Motor City Tattoo convention, my buddy Rob won an award for "Best Body Suit".

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

<!3

Hax0r speak for "Ain't Got No Love for the Hoes"

!, in coding, generally means "no" or "not"

<3, as it were, is the leettext word for "love".

Man, <!3. That bitch can step!

by Denis Baldwin January 12, 2004