Denis Baldwin's definitions

cornholio

The alter ego of Beavis from the Beavis and Butthead show, and MTV Classic from the early 90s.

I am the great cornholio! I need tee-pee for my bunghole!

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

sleeved

To be covered in tattoos down any appendage. There are "sleeves", which usually refer to arm tattoos that go from shoulder to wrist, "half sleeves" which go from either write to elbow or elbow to shoulder and "leg sleeves", whcih typically cover half or all of a person's leg.

I saw this crazy Giger tattoo that covered a guy's arm. He said he loved being sleeved with Giger.

by Denis Baldwin February 16, 2004

crazy bitches

Any female that has more emotional problems than Latoya Jackson

I dunno what it is with dumb guys but I'd never put up with the antics of those crazy bitches.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

slammed

To drink quickly, or to have drank quickly.

That double shot of liquid courage went down so easy when slammed.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

subculture

A branch off from mainstream culture embracing it's own unique style. Often times, as more and more people do it, pieces of various subcultures become mainstream.

Gothic kids have a subculture all their own.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

NUNCHAKU

Commonly called "nunchucks", these are wood, plastic or other cylindrical material, connected by a chain or cord, to form a close-combat weopon.

The common strike method is the wrist snap, spinning the "chucks" around the pivots in the chain, striking your enemy multiple times quickly.

I whipped his ass like Jackie Chan with my NUNCHAKU.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

The Captain

- An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

- A man's penis

I called up The Captain and said "Please bring me my death in a gallon jug". The captain abliged.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004