Definitions by Denis Baldwin

The Belleville Three 

Derrick May, Jaun Atkins & Kevin Saunderson grew Detroit Techno from the ground up, making the first tracks that took the world by storm.

I was jamming Alleys of the Mind the other day by The Belleville Three.

The Belleville Three by Denis Baldwin June 11, 2006

my nilla 

A variation on "My Nigga", for white people.

Shoot the thrilla, my nilla.

my nilla by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

michigan left 

On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in a lot of parts of Michigan.

I was on Rochester Road in Troy and had to make a Michigan Left to get back on big beaver.

michigan left by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

The Mitt 

A Slang Name for Michigan. So named because Michigan looks like a mitt you'd wear in a harsh Michigan Winter.

We're only in Kentucky? I can't wait to get back to The Mitt

The Mitt by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

big beaver 

Big Beaver is the actual name of a road (sometimes called "16 Mile") in Detroit, Michigan. The ironic part is that along I-75, the road is Exit 69.

Dude, you're gonna miss the exit onto Big Beaver! How can you forget it's number 69?

big beaver by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

cornholed 

A redneck term for anal sex.

Let's take the gimp out back and cornhole him.

cornholed by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

cornholio 

The alter ego of Beavis from the Beavis and Butthead show, and MTV Classic from the early 90s.

I am the great cornholio! I need tee-pee for my bunghole!

cornholio by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004