Denis Baldwin's definitions

pt cruiser

A 4-door hatchback vehicle, released by Chrysler, in 2001 as a "platform all its own". Using retro style and economical front wheel drivetrain, the P.T. (Personal Transport) Cruiser is adaptable, fun to drive, good on gas and retro-tastic.

Though not as futuristic as the Vibe or the Matrix, the P.T. Cruiser was the first and the most recognizable of the half-breed car/suvs.

by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003

cornrows

A hairstyle, worn prominently by young black males, that braids the hair to the scalp in a series of rows, looking like a farmer's field in symmetry. Made popular by many basketball players and actors.

They wrapped my cornrows so tight I have a headache.

by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003

rockabilly

A music fusing country, rock and bluegrass into a style full of energy and cynicism. Think "Reverend Horton Heat".

Horton Heat rocked that rockabilly show last night.

by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003

meth

glass, yank, crank, speed, up, push, ice, rock.

Any methanphetamine based central nervous system stimulant.

You've got your big jeans. I got my glass pipe.

by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003

Trivial Pursuit

A wicked board game of question and answer. Now comes in 1st edition and Twentieth Century Edition

Forget Monopoly. I'm in the mood for something more challenging, like Trivial Pursuit!

by Denis Baldwin October 9, 2003

player hater's ball

A formal celebration and award ceremony for player hater's everywhere.

Dave Chappelle is a player hater and this is his Player Hater's Ball.

by Denis Baldwin May 11, 2004

Linder

The captain of Team Linder and possibly the greatest DJ in all of Detroit.

Did you see Linder rock that double set of Tom Sawyer?

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004