5 definitions by Denis the Menice

April 23rd

This is the day when Larry leaps from his bed craving penis, he will bite and yell to do anything he can to eat your junk. Watch out.

Aw fuck, we can’t have sex in the tire it’s APRIL 23RD, The Larry will eat your 2 inch poker Jim

by Denis the Menice October 17, 2019

April 11th

The day were Matthew Fahey wakes up from his 27 year slumber to get out of his sewers and slap your ass cheeks left to right.

What the bitch is that Matthew fahey? Time to dip mutha fucka, OH SHIT ITS APRIL 11th

by Denis the Menice October 17, 2019

Saints fan

Imagine losing to the Vikings twice cringe! How bout you step it up Andrew Brees? This is the type of person who doesn’t know how to pick a franchise.

Is that a saints fan? His name must be Lev Glazman or some dumb shit like that!

by Denis the Menice January 10, 2020

August 20 ith

This is the day when the god arises TYLER CHICKEN, he eats out your booty hole, in search of chickens just like him

August 20 ith is so fun and yummy cause a sexy guy named Tyler eats out my butthole.

by Denis the Menice October 17, 2019

Matthew

He’s the type of guy who gets all the bitches, and he’s cash as fuck. Matthew is the true god, getting bitches left and right. You don’t wanna mess with the blonde haired, blue eyed, champion wearing, bod slamming, god!

Holy shit is that Matthew? Bow down quick before he beats you up, with his nine inch hammer! Watch out this man is crazy

by Denis the Menice October 17, 2019