Demon Phoenix 1337's definitions

Morrowind

Damn cool game. The main reason i failed 10th grade, since I spent the entire year shut in the basement with Morrowind.

"Are you doing your homework?"

"Yes Mom!... Ooh, Golden Saint. Soul trapping time."

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

marines

A branch of the United States military, usually the first to be deployed in any given military situation.

People who diss the Marines are usually so pathetic that they could never be one themselves even if they wanted to.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 10, 2005

San Diego

City that is blessed by God himself... repeatedly.

I want to go back to San Diego and stay there, permanently.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

static-x

The true epitome of fucking awesome.

Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.

Static-X... Keep Disco Evil!

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

ozzy osbourne

The Father of Metal.

Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.

*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."

*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*

*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

Emo Kid

FUCKING REJECTS who are pissed off at the world, sad, depressed, condescending, annoying, bad at life and sex and halo 2, and can't control their emotions to save their ass from anything. Usually looks at everyone else like they're from mars. Makes me want to puke and fucking kill them all. Almost as bad as brits.

There goes an emo kid! Quick Goose, you got the .357?

by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 29, 2005

Gangrenous Frogpenis

The hero of a comic in which a frog with a humble job as a shit scooper at a local vet's, comes in contact with radioactive feces and gets gangrene on his dick. He also gets superpowers such as the ability to mold said phallus into anything from a blunt death club to a functional LAAG antiaircraft gun, just liek the one in Halo, complete with seminal ammunition. But he only has three days with which to use his distorted tool to save the entire world from a messy death by the Concordia people.

Gangrenous Frogpenis is my hero! I want to be just like him!

by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 15, 2004