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The Father of Metal.
Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.
Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.
*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."
*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*
*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."
*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*
*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
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Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.
Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.
Static-X... Keep Disco Evil!
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a. A peaceful, well-meaning, usually liberal protestor who does not like the idea of war and fears for the lives of children and the lives of our soldiers
or
b. An ultra-liberal, ultra-asshole who goes out and yells "Fuck Bush" or some other brain-surgery terms at the top of their lungs, before trying to beat up a police officer.
I've seen more of the b-types but i'm holding out hope that the a-types exist... somewhere...
a. A peaceful, well-meaning, usually liberal protestor who does not like the idea of war and fears for the lives of children and the lives of our soldiers
or
b. An ultra-liberal, ultra-asshole who goes out and yells "Fuck Bush" or some other brain-surgery terms at the top of their lungs, before trying to beat up a police officer.
I've seen more of the b-types but i'm holding out hope that the a-types exist... somewhere...
a- "We're holding this demonstration to protest the iraq war. Kum ba Yah, my lord...."
b- "Someone shoot George W. Bitch! DIE REPUBLICANS! DIE! OW! QUIT HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN BATON, COP SCUM!
b- "Someone shoot George W. Bitch! DIE REPUBLICANS! DIE! OW! QUIT HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN BATON, COP SCUM!
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