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This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.
The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.
The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 3, 2004
Get the morning wood mug.An absolutely AMAZING game for computers, with replay value that kicks that of the popular Xbox game Halo even though it was released three years earlier and is a sixth-person view game that runs in its own DOS shell, and it doesn't really measure up, graphics wise. You have the opportunity to customize virtually every aspect of the game, and this power is only enhanced with add-ins like WoG and Modhomm3. This is a phenomenal game that has kept me entertained since the day I bought it and you should also get it. Produced by 3DO.
I have beaten all of the scenarios and campaigns on "Impossible" difficulty, including all the 94 that I made. I needed a new challenge so I downloaded about 200 more. This is going to take a while.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 18, 2004
Get the heroes of might and magic 3 mug.Anyone at a business who takes company money for his or her own purposes. This activity is illegal and if noticed should be reported.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
Get the embezzler mug.Talentless, with a bad voice and an obnoxious teen-queen attitude. Rival of the much hotter, much better breasted Lindsey Lohan. The only good thing about Duff is that if she's drunk enough, all you have to do is go to the same party as her to get some teen-queen ass, but not if you're too old.
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Bob- "Hey guys, last night I got hammered and I fucked Hilary Duff!"
Tim- "Shit dude, how was it?"
Bob- "I dunno, I blacked. Ask one of the hundred other guys at the party, they all would be able to answer your question too."
Tim- "Ah shit, they all got arrested."
Tim- "Shit dude, how was it?"
Bob- "I dunno, I blacked. Ask one of the hundred other guys at the party, they all would be able to answer your question too."
Tim- "Ah shit, they all got arrested."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 January 1, 2005
Get the Hilary Duff mug.A branch of the United States military, usually the first to be deployed in any given military situation.
People who diss the Marines are usually so pathetic that they could never be one themselves even if they wanted to.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 10, 2005
Get the marines mug.Damn cool game. The main reason i failed 10th grade, since I spent the entire year shut in the basement with Morrowind.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
Get the Morrowind mug.1) To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender), usually while they are sleeping. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is a biter.
2) When after being brutally killed in Halo 2, your opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping his balls on you. Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it.
3) A small bag of dried herbs, that magically makes tea when you add water and give it some time to steep.
4) The scrotum of a man who has had his testicles removed.
2) When after being brutally killed in Halo 2, your opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping his balls on you. Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it.
3) A small bag of dried herbs, that magically makes tea when you add water and give it some time to steep.
4) The scrotum of a man who has had his testicles removed.
1) Devon teabagged his girlfriend Veronica, then for shits and giggles he teabagged his friend Barton. And Barton bit Devon's left testicle off and beat the shit out of him.
2) After I sniped five guys on a Multi-Flag CTF in Coagulation (including two in a Warthog) for a Kill Frenzy, two of them killed me with SMG fire and then simultaneously teabagged me.
3) I placed the teabag in the boiling water and gently stirred, five minutes later I had hot peppermint tea.
4) Jenna broked up with her boyfriend Jacob because when she saw his equipment, she noticed he had a teabag.
2) After I sniped five guys on a Multi-Flag CTF in Coagulation (including two in a Warthog) for a Kill Frenzy, two of them killed me with SMG fire and then simultaneously teabagged me.
3) I placed the teabag in the boiling water and gently stirred, five minutes later I had hot peppermint tea.
4) Jenna broked up with her boyfriend Jacob because when she saw his equipment, she noticed he had a teabag.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 April 10, 2005
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