Definitions by Demon Phoenix 1337

bleeding ass liberal 

A variant of the more common bleeding-heart liberal. A person who claims affiliation to the political left, regardless of party (though they are in highest concentration in the ranks of the Green Party), who is very far on the liberal side. These people are focused on all aspects of liberalism, but place special emphasis on gay/transgendered rights.

Jim is a bleeding heart liberal like his wife Tina, but Blake is a bleeding ass liberal who thinks Tina should be married with a transgendered person named Tiffany.

bleeding ass liberal by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 4, 2004

morning wood 

This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.

The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.

morning wood, if not properly taken care of, can cause Erectile Dysfunction

morning wood by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 3, 2004

static-x 

The true epitome of fucking awesome.

Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.

Static-X... Keep Disco Evil!

static-x by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

San Diego 

City that is blessed by God himself... repeatedly.

I want to go back to San Diego and stay there, permanently.

San Diego by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

ozzy osbourne 

The Father of Metal.

Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.

*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."

*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*

*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."

ozzy osbourne by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

embezzler 

Anyone at a business who takes company money for his or her own purposes. This activity is illegal and if noticed should be reported.

The embezzler bought a Lamborghini Diablo with all the money he stole from WOLSA.

embezzler by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

Morrowind 

Damn cool game. The main reason i failed 10th grade, since I spent the entire year shut in the basement with Morrowind.

"Are you doing your homework?"

"Yes Mom!... Ooh, Golden Saint. Soul trapping time."

Morrowind by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004