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ozzy osbourne

The Father of Metal.

Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.
*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."

*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*

*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
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San Diego

City that is blessed by God himself... repeatedly.
I want to go back to San Diego and stay there, permanently.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
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embezzler

Anyone at a business who takes company money for his or her own purposes. This activity is illegal and if noticed should be reported.
The embezzler bought a Lamborghini Diablo with all the money he stole from WOLSA.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
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static-x

The true epitome of fucking awesome.

Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.
Static-X... Keep Disco Evil!
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
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Jeep

My vehicle. A very reliable one at that, running a 4.0L I-6. I got a '93 Cherokee at 130,000 miles, put about 50,000 miles on it and i've only had to get a radiator hose replaced and the AC tweaked. Treat a Jeep well and it'll treat you well. Not to be confused with Truck or SUV. An F-150 is a truck, and a good one at that. A Yukon is an SUV, and a good one at that. A Jeep is a Jeep; it's been around since the word "SUV" still meant "Strategic Unmanned Vehicle".
Yes, the little ricers can go fast. But get them offroad and you can commence the punishment.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
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Morrowind

Damn cool game. The main reason i failed 10th grade, since I spent the entire year shut in the basement with Morrowind.
"Are you doing your homework?"

"Yes Mom!... Ooh, Golden Saint. Soul trapping time."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
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antiwar protestor

Either

a. A peaceful, well-meaning, usually liberal protestor who does not like the idea of war and fears for the lives of children and the lives of our soldiers

or

b. An ultra-liberal, ultra-asshole who goes out and yells "Fuck Bush" or some other brain-surgery terms at the top of their lungs, before trying to beat up a police officer.

I've seen more of the b-types but i'm holding out hope that the a-types exist... somewhere...
a- "We're holding this demonstration to protest the iraq war. Kum ba Yah, my lord...."


b- "Someone shoot George W. Bitch! DIE REPUBLICANS! DIE! OW! QUIT HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN BATON, COP SCUM!
by Demon Phoenix 1337 December 14, 2004
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