1 definition by Delta5

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Flatulence strategically performed while passing through first-class seating when boarding an airplane.
The rich may not have to work or pay taxes, but I'll be damned if they get to treat me like a second-class citizen on an airplane! That's why I practice first gas. How's that cookie taste now?
by Delta5 December 29, 2011

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