3 definitions by Degu

Comcast

A company that spends all its money on advertising and thus has none left over for customer service.

Also see monopoly

Hey, keep that frustrated customer on hold while we finish our latest 'Comcast Triple Play' ad.

by Degu July 11, 2008

Sports Collectors Digest

A once-great publication which sold its soul for advertising dollars. Bad news about its sponsors now mysteriously pass without mention.

See also shill.

Man, I used to respect Sports Collectors Digest before they sold out.

by Degu September 6, 2008

Ebay Express

A mysterious black hole in cyberspace, which swallows up development dollars and causes sales to vanish into nothingness.

Hits to its URL are said by experts to be rarer than Bigfoot sightings.

I opted into Ebay Express six months ago and haven't sold a freaking thing since.

by Degu July 11, 2008