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The student in a class that sits closest to the teacher
After multiple warnings given to Paul, Mr. Crampton was forced to make him the upanishad in hopes that being up close next to him would discourage Paul from talking and disrupting the class.

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On the first day of school, Maja made sure to position herself as the upanishad hoping to bond with her new teacher as she believed doing so would be beneficial to her getting good grades.
by Defnotckay August 11, 2021
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