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Definitions by DefinitelyNotMyRealName

It’s snowing and no one fucking knows why
Guy 1: yo why is it snowing
Guy 2: it’s April
Guy 1: it’s FUCKING SPRING
April by Definitelynotmyrealname December 4, 2019
No one remembers Achmed
Who the fuck is Achmed

Nice Guy 

1: No more mr Nick guy
2: don’t you mean mr nice guy?
1: no mr nick guy

The Fucking Point

The point of no-return where a conversation or interaction has turned and it is pretty much mutually agreed that both parties will fuck later in the night.
"Man, why are you here talking to us when Jessica is over there?!"

"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."