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Satan's lovers

What the devoties of feminest satanism call them selves wheather men or women.They believe that satan is a woman and that she created the universe and the christian God is an imposter. That satan is the most beautiful being in the universe and is all good and vary sensual. Feminist satanism is a very sensual religion the members sometimes have orgies for fellowship. Feminist satanism is a type of spiritual satanism.
John is one of satan's lovers.
by deep blue 2012 January 16, 2010
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Moneyfucker Jesus

Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.
Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010
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Holy Inqusition movement

A movement among christians that seeks to take control of the government and set up a holy inqusition that will find,torture and execute people that are into nonchristian religions,wiccans,
satanist and other pagans,people who believe in sex before marrage ect. in order to return that country to to christian nation.
Fundamentalist want a holy inqusition movement.
by Deep blue 2012 August 10, 2010
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Leg tube

A test tube that is duct taped to your leg that contains urine that is uncontaminated with pot residue that you use to pass a drug test. Smart guys shave there leg around the area where they will duct tape it for easy removal.
John's got a leg tube.
by Deep blue 2012 July 5, 2010
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Naked lap dance

Where either the giver or receiver of a lap dance or both are naked.It is muck better than a regular lap dance and can lead to lap sex.
by Deep blue 2012 December 2, 2009
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Supermarket

A place where you can buy guns such as AK47's ect. and all kinds of drugs such as coke,LSD ect. A place where gangs get a lot of there stuff.
John went to see what he can find at the supermarket.
by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009
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Chocolate fever

Where a white guy's got the hots for black women. He wants to fuck all he can.
by Deep blue 2012 May 20, 2010
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