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Napolion in his undies - sense of history and historical significance + 100(delusions of grandeur - manners) + zipper pants and tie + blond hair extensions and marketing team + sk8r troll - 2 bountiful gobs of spit = Avril Lavigne
Word Problem: If one Britney Spears is equal to one Avril Lavigne, then how many gobs of spit are equal to fried chicken grease wiped on a couture gown?
by Decreptacon October 17, 2007